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Crank Dat Soulja Boy - Literal

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You.
Soldier boy, inform them.
He has a new dance for everyone. It’s called the Soldier Boy.
You.
To execute it, you must jab and swerve from side to side thrice.
You.

[Chorus: x2]
Soldier Boy is in this prostitute.
Watch him readjust that.
Watch him gyrate.
Watch him readjust that soldier boy,
Then transform that prostitute into Super Man.
Now, watch me, you.
(Readjust that, soldier boy.)
Now, watch me, you.
(Readjust that, soldier boy.)
Now, watch me, you.
(Readjust that, soldier boy.)
Now, watch me, you.
(Readjust that, soldier boy.)

[Verse 1:]
Soldier Boy is in this prostitute.
Watch him bend forward and watch him astound.
Turn that prostitute into Super Man.
Then watch him readjust Robocop.
Fresh – to the point of superior quality, now watch him ride a horse.  
Riding a horse over his enemies, my good man.
When he performs that soldier boy,
He inclines to the left and readjusts his movement.
(Now you give it a try.)
He’s riding a horse on your whore’s buttocks.
And if you end up getting into a fight,
Then he will put a rooster into your whore.
He is readily available at your local soirées.
And yes, he readjusts it every day.
His enemies are angered because
He gathered himself a group of bathing primates.
Product of boredom
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