Kalkus Acron

Kalkus Acron © ~LoneSentry

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The following is a recording of a conversation among Capt. Kindjal and his SpetsNaz team regarding Acron.

Capt. Kindjal: Gentlemen, listen up. We've got a new guy with us today. Name's Acron, first name Kalkus. Chinese or American, not really sure where the hell this guy comes from, but either way he's on our side.

Wires: What the hell kind of a name is Kalkus Acron?

Sickle: Beats me.

Sword: So... what's that in his back?

Wires: That would be you.

Sword: Who carries a sword in this day and age?

Bear: He realizes the value of close-quarters combat.

Insect: He's an idiot. Drawing your sidearm would be faster than swinging that thing from behind you.

Capt. Kindjal: Well whatever the reason is, he insists that he keeps it.

Itchy: Have you ever seen so much metal on one guy? This isn't the middle ages.

Icicle: Probably a lightweight composite. Should be able to stop FMJs or JHPs just the same.

Bloodhound: I've read through his psychological exam. He thinks he was a wolf in a past life. Your opinion, sir?

Butcher: AWHOOO!!

Bloodhound: Shut up Butcher, I wasn't asking you.

Capt. Kindjal: As long as it doesn't affect his combat performance, it doesn't matter.

*doors open*

Sword: Speak of the devil, here he comes.