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Red Army - I Will Survive

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SHCHEDRIN:
First I was afraid
I was petrified
Thinking China wouldn't care
To back up my front line.
But then I thought and realized
That the Red Army did it wrong
I grew strong
And I know what we're doing wrong!
So now I'm back
With a new plan!
My idea will put
Krasnorussia in demand!
We should have deserters shot
Lock up traitors, burn the key
But in addition to this shit
We'll ask for Hiltz's Black Army!

KAMANEV:
Go on now go - walk out the door
Before I shoot you
And make you kiss the iron floor (you traitor!)
He was the one who made millions of us die!
you think I'd let you?
you think I'd spread this Nazi's lies?
Oh no, not I
I will survive!
as long as Yarygin's protecting me
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I'll live in the Antitank grid,
and I'll survive
I will survive
HEY HEY.

*door busts open*

HILTZ:
It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to cure
myself from your virulent VX fart!
and I spent oh so many nights
just planning how to get inside
And now I'm in!
And now you fools can never hide!
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that crazy Nazi Colonel
Killed in World War II
I had a citadel in France
And I got infected by myself
now I'm gonna kick your Russian asses
And grab some vodka from the shelf!

KAMANEV:
Oh no, it's you! - back out the door!
Before I shoot you
And make you kiss the iron floor (fascist bastard!)
You were the one who made millions of us die!
you think I'd let you?
you think I'd spread your Nazi lies?
Oh no, not I
I will survive!
as long as Yarygin's protecting me
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I'll live in the Antitank grid,
and I'll survive
I will survive
HEY HEY.
Listen to the instrumental "I Will Survive" while reading this song. =P

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RussianAlfaSubmarine's avatar
That is just too funny! Lol! This deservs an instant fav!