List complete, but willing to revise.

WORLD WARRIORS ROSTER

1. Afghanistan - Pashtun Mujahid
2. Albania - Illyrian soldier
3. Algeria - Barbary Pirate
4. Armenia - Armenian Cavalry
5. Australia - ANZAC
6. Austria - Pandur
7. Bulgaria - Bulgarian militia
8. Cambodia - Khmer Rouge
9. Canada - Mountie
10. China - Red Guard
11. Cuba - Guerilla
12. Denmark - Danish viking
13. Egypt - Pharaoh's Guard
14. Finland - Winterized ski troops
15. France - Gendarmes
16. Georgia - Khevsureti
17. Germany - Fallschirmjäger
18. Greece - Spartans
19. Hungary - Hungarian Archers
20. India - Mahout
21. Iran - Hashashin
22. Iraq - Republican Guard
23. Ireland - Kern
24. Israel - Mossad
25. Italy - Roman Legionnaire
26. Japan - Samurai
27. Korea - Hwarang
28. Kuwait - Bedu cavalry
29. Macedonia - Macedonian hoplite
30. Malta - Knight of St. John
31. Mexico - Eagle Warrior
32. Mongolia - Manghud
33. Morocco - Berber cavalry
34. Nepal - Gurkha
35. Netherlands - Dutch harquebusiers
36. Norway - Norse viking
37. Philippines - Tausug
38. Poland - Hussar
39. Russia - Cossack
40. Saudi Arabia - Ansaar
41. Somalia - Somali militia
42. South Africa - Boer
43. Spain - Conquistador
44. Swaziland - Zulu Impi
45. Kingdom of Sweden - Finnish Hackapellia
46. Syria - Palmyran Cavalry
47. Turkey - Janissary
48. Ukraine - Sich Cossack
49. United Kingdom - British Grenadier
50. United States - American

[ ] the dark
[X] staying single forever (I NEED TO GET LAID, DAMMIT)
[ ] being a parent
[ ] being myself in front of others.
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[ ] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[X] heaven (Catholic doctrine implies I'm going to purgatory just like everyone else. )
[ ] being robbed
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[X] having great responsibilities (I WILL RUIN YOU)
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[X] ghosts (I live with them. Yeah, they exist.)
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[X] becoming blind (How will I ever see boobies again? )
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
[ ] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secrets

If you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it I'm afraid of ## out of 71 common fears.

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
People who don’t have any are liars

IIII AAAAM FEEEEEARLESSS. This isn't right.

The rabids, as a race, have absolutely no contribution to society other than the payment of taxes to the government. They do not vote, they do not participate in government programs and they are apathetic to the cause of the Republic. However, they follow their leader, Alodia, blindly. However it is a well-known fact that the so-called Alodian “white knights” would equally take an opportunity to rape her as they would to pull her out of the fire. Now then, let it be known that the vast nucleus of the Alodian race is composed of perverted virgin weeabos who could in fact turn into detrimental members of Philippine society in their later years. An Alodian party, backed up by its mindless mass of supporters would be a force to reckon with in the political scene. With Alodia as a leader, we would be in a bigger shithole than we are already in. There would be mass rioting, failed people power movements, starvation, disease, and Islamic-Communist insurrections in the south.

An end must be put to the Alodian race, lest they become a real threat to our developing nation and halt its emergence to the world stage in the progress. The Alodians are a plague to society, and should be dealt with in the manner that suits them. Comrades, our weapons will not be our fists nor our sticks. Our weapons will be our hearts and minds – making the public aware that such a threat exists should be our prime concern. It will then be up to the police and the military to round up these ills of society and dispose of them as the government pleases. Since most are mere children, they have no money of their own to bribe off our justice system, and thus will be promptly sentenced to an appropriate amount of time in a Philippine correctional facility, where these events will traumatize them so much they will refuse to support Alodia any time now or in the future.

So inform your families, your friends, your coworkers and your spouses. We will not stand idly by and let our nation be overrun with these malcontents that lick the boots of a woman with a thirst for power and no actual skill at governance. We will not stand idly by to watch our country waste away under the leadership of an idiot. We will not stand idly by and watch a bunch of hacking sheep change the ballots of an election in the favor of their goddess. We must fight this threat, and we must bring it down hard.

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Tagged by: (sorta)

RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag 10 friends.
5. Everyone tagged as to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!
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LETS GET STARTED!

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Sam Cooke and the Soul Stirrers - He'll Make a Way
(Negro spiritual. Nice. )

2.HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Tree of the Dead - 300 OST
(RAAAAH PERSIA. )

3.WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Soggy Bottom Boys - Man of Constant Sorrow
(Oh that is so contrary to what I really believe. )

4.HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Middle Eastern Early War - Civilization IV
(lolwut)

5.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Picking Red Chestnuts - Jia Pen Fang
(OH MY CHINA)

6.WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Iko Iko - the Dixie Cups
(My grandma told your grandma - I'ma set yo flag on fire!)

7.WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Bumble Bee - DDR
(what the FUCK.)

8.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Lost at Sea - Battlefield Pirates 2
(mmmooookay)

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Red Army Choir - Farewell Slavianka
(I do think about the Red Army a lot. )

10.WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Long Line of Losers - Kevin Fowler
(That's right. 4 is a LOOOSER. )

11.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND(s)?
Shake Dat Ass Bitch - 2 Live Crew
(Well - Ingrid's is really nice. But no, I don't think of all my friends as asses. )

12.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Silo Town Assault - Call of Duty 2
(okay wtf.)

13.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Black Gospel Singers - Do Not Pass Me By
(Okay, it's up to Him then. )

14.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
March of the French Foreign Legion
(Bonjour. My, isn't this awkward? )

15.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Holiday - Green Day - Country version
(oh dear.)

16.WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Veni, veni - Music of the Catholic Church
(Well THAT's fitting. Very solemn, but for the wrong season. )

17.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
Johnny Comes Marching - United States Army
(Weeeell that pretty much says a lot. )

18.WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR??
Mantra - Dead Can Dance
(Eeeeyup. Afraid of the unknown.)

19.WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Theme
(What the fuck is this even DOING on my playlist?!?!?)

20.WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Song of the First Arkansas Negro Regiment
(I want a bunch of niggers with muskets? ... Yeah, I guess that'd be cool. )

21.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Canned Heat - On the Road Again
(Roger roger)

22. WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
Swim this Way
(...huh)

23. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR LIFE?
Main Menu - Call of Duty 2
(That makes... absolutely no sense.)

24. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
Oh Lawd I'm Tryin - The Soul Stirrers
(huuuh?)

25. Mac or Windows?
Beer, Bait and Ammo - Kevin Fowler
(IT MAKES ABSOLUTE SENSE.)

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Grabbed from:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"In the rest if western Europe, wars put savage..."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Call of Duty CD

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
A documentary about killer bees on National Geographic.

4. Without looking, guess what time it it is?
12:00 NN

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
12:04

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Air conditioning system and parents arguing. Again.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
A while ago - getting party supplies. (Beer, check, chairs check, mop... check.)

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Fish.

9. What are you wearing?
Black t-shirt with SPQR-Eagle-ish design, black jeans, black basketball shoes.

10. Did you dream last night?
I believe it was about sex. Again.

11. When did you last laugh?
Yesterday, while talking to a friend.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
A picture of the Peregrine done by good lady friend whom I love very dearly, and various blessed wards to keep the ghosts that live in the house at bay.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
I could see my room at night with my eyes closed.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Something to keep myself occupied with.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Tora tora fuckin' tora.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Nothing. All that money goes straight to my bank account.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I like cheap suits and I cannot lie.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make sure that England conquered the Philippines instead of Spain.

19. Do you like to dance?
No.

20. George Bush:
Was a warmonger. And that's always good for business.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Katrina

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Vladimir

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Of course, as long as the pay is good.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Enter."

25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
ALL STEAL

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