rules:
~name 10 random friends here on DA without looking at the questions. then answer the questions honestly using the beginning phrase: what would you do if:

~tag five people ((boring!))

~notify people on their DevPage if they have been tagged ((I prefer IM!))

1.) *kernanlkougar
2.) ~cedrics
3.) *ImagenAshyun
4.) ~SirChristopher
5.) ~SaidinWhitewolf
6.) =Miniskirt
7.) ~Cadavera
8.) *KyraFritz
9.) ~InsaneLily
10.) ~wansworld

I’d add more people, but I have no more room!


What would you do if....


1) number 5 royally pissed you off?

---- BLOCK TIEM.


2) number 10 said he/she was in love with you?

---- GTFO FAG.


3) number 3 came out of the closet?

---- OMFG AWESOME. CALL COPS AFTER SNACKS AND TEA.


4) number 6 was turned into a cat?

---- Talking cat? Now that would be cool. We'd be best friends. DONATE TO SCIENCE.


5) number 2 stole your favorite plushie?

---- I... hate plushies.


6) number 1 ran over your cat?

---- She'd cry, I'd lawl.


7) number 4 proved to you that he/she had psychic powers?

---- I'd STARE BLANKLY INTO SPACE and say, "Dude... srsly, this is creepy."


8) number 7 snorted a popcorn kernel?

---- I'd chortle and ask if she needed a Yurambulance.


9) number 8 ate a live spider?

---- I'd ask her if she was rly, rly bored.


10) number 9 kissed you?

---- Awwww...


11) number 5 gave you a rose?

---- I'd be all, "MR. NORBERG. WHAT THE GAY."


12) number 10 tore your favorite shirt?

---- BUY MOAR.


13) if you found out number 3 was a mermaid?

---- SHE ALREADY IS ONE.

14) if you found out number 6 was an undercover FBI agent?

---- OKAY. WTF. TITLER IS AN FBI AGENT? SHE KNOWS MY SECRETS. I'D AN HERO.

15) if number 2 proved to you that Death Note was real?

---- I'd ask her to do what I suggested, that is, GET THE CENSUS of the EMPIRE OF JAPAN and COPY ALL THE NAMES ON IT. MWAHAHAHAHAAA

16) if number 1 tried to sell you on a street corner?

---- I'd convince him to scam the buyers so we'd both be rich.


17) if number 4 came on to you?

---- ... srsly,wtf.

18) if number 7 fed you cat food and told you it was "pate"?

---- I hate cats, and I hate pate. Nuff said.


19) if you were stranded with number 8?

---- CANNIBALISM.


20) if number 9 flushed your pet fish?

---- go ahead, FLUSH THE FISH.



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